Thursday, March 12, 2009

VIXEN! Barbie's 50th Anniversary

She's getting old-- albeit not as old as Vanna White-- and she's apparently had her fill of Ken and his "typical chauvinistic man in a pink Barbie Corvette" shenanigans, so what better way to find her "fountain of youth" than to move onto younger subjects in need of less Viagra? Yes, Barbie has struck out on her own, now prowling Georgetown in search of young, dapper gentlemen of the ilk of KLIM, Hunter, Noah, SNOW, BAIN, JARRIN, DylanDwayneDwight, ASIAN, and Diego. Cougar Barbie is here, and she's on the prowl. Next time you're out, she'll be at the Four Seasons, the bar at Citronelle, Billy Martin's, the Guards, or Milano; who knows, you may be her next... VICTIM???? Grrrrr.....



Yowza! She runs hot but high maintenance, so BE ON THE LOOKOUT, boyz, or your next close encounter may be with silicone and/or Dream Botox...

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