CONSIDER and let your mind be blown:
- 4 pumpkins (one of which was 2 feet in diameter and WHITE-GREEN!)
- 4-foot-tall flames shooting from the pumpkins (shortly after the fuel was lit, at least)
- Roasted pumpkin seeds
- Raggedy Ann and Indy Jones toasting marshmallows over the pumpkin pyre, making s'mores
- A Texas oilman sharing stogies with Wayne (of "Wayne's World" fame)
- A doctor checking health of the flaming pumpkin with his stethoscope
- Plentiful brew
- A yippy dog barking at the flames (or at Jake)
- Garth (of "Wayne's World" fame) warming her hands o'er the pumpkin
- Apparently, some babe in a vampire-superhero costume
- And EVEN some extracurriculars on our way "out"-- such as an oaf-like fella in pink challenging an elite-running oilman to a reverse escalator race!
SLAM DUNK! Check the pics AND VIDS below!!!!
Pumpkin Ignition Event For the Amusement of Children and Everyone-else (PIE-FACE) 2009 will be even better. We'll have better fuel, as well as a pump-operated contraption to spew flames from the pumpkins' toothy grin-holes. And we'll again head out to The Guards afterward for dancing with refrigerators, Trojans, cats, men dressed as women, girls in "sexy referee" costumes, and such.
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