Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Flirty Girl!

Alongside trips to Dunkin' Donuts and being able to rent cars like Hyundai Accents and PT Cruisers, one of the side benefits to my business travel in Connecticut is coming back (after workout and gourmet meal, of course) to the snotel in the evening and turning on the tube, usually finding cable infomercial gems that I wouldn't normally come across. HOW COULD I CHANGE THE CHANNEL FROM THIS?!?! ... "the new workout plan that is taking over the airwaves."



Some highlights:
1:15: "And it all starts with Booty Beat." Indeed it does.
1:45: "But as a flirty girl..." and she begins a demo. I don't know too many flirty girls like her.
2:01: "We take the hottest moves from your favorite sexy videos and make it a FABULOUS routine." YESSSSSSSS!
2:09: "All right girls, let's take it to the BOOTY THRUST!" Hahahahahaha!
2:23: "Dance like no one is looking. That's the SPIRIT OF FLIRTY GIRL FITNESS!!!!"
3:59: The "Flirty Fitness Pole" is introduced. YESSSS, a stripper pole is thrown in for $1!!!!
4:53: The chair dance coordinated introduction. I like this section!
5:27: "As a flirty girl, you become this incredibly efficient fat-burning machine!" "And who wouldn't want that?" "I KNOW!"
6:53: A promise-- "You'll never... workout... again."
7:33: "I can fit in my skinny jeans now without sucking in!"
7:50: "At the end, are they doing the Chair Dance with hotel room ballroom chairs?

And putting FG in practice? How could I resist checking the link for the "Flirty Girl Fitness Video VIXEN Workshop by Lisa Marie"???

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Saturday, August 8, 2009

G-Chat Stupidity

PLATINUM SLOOT re-enacts a virtual cracking-egg high-5 alternative on GCHAT while coordinating tomorrow's workout schedule.



















SNOW does a scary-dark Max Headroom impersonation on GCHAT. PLATINUM enjoys.

Monday, August 3, 2009

How Cool Are You? (Scale of 1 to 4)

I think these two look familiar. Can't remember if it's Georgetown or Clarendon...

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Lost Sock = Foot (unclothed) in Mouth

Somewhere in my office building, I LOST one of my cycling socks after by bike-commute one day last week. I made a fool of myself asking gym employees, heat-packing DOD security guards, and 21-y/o blonde intern babes if they'd seen my lost sock. Every response was a big fat "no" (except for the interns, who just giggled at me. I cut my losses, stuffed my hands in my pockets, and walked away red-faced). End result? Stylish look for the afternoon interval workout and commute home: