Two or three weeks late...

... and a dollar short, but DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS HERE TO STAYYYY!!! It may be temporary for the year, but hold your horses, guapos and guapitas! This permanent and SLAM-DUNK legislation was enacted ON THIS DAY in 1918! How lucky are we? Check out this victory poster from the cigar store cabal's celebration of the legislation to create DST.








I look forward to hanging this one on my door on Friday night.



















Huzzah for DST; huzzah for sleeping in!

Pumpkin Ignition Event 2008

Halloween at the IGLOO had *everything* in 2008.

CONSIDER and let your mind be blown:
- 4 pumpkins (one of which was 2 feet in diameter and WHITE-GREEN!)
- 4-foot-tall flames shooting from the pumpkins (shortly after the fuel was lit, at least)
- Roasted pumpkin seeds
- Raggedy Ann and Indy Jones toasting marshmallows over the pumpkin pyre, making s'mores
- A Texas oilman sharing stogies with Wayne (of "Wayne's World" fame)
- A doctor checking health of the flaming pumpkin with his stethoscope
- Plentiful brew
- A yippy dog barking at the flames (or at Jake)
- Garth (of "Wayne's World" fame) warming her hands o'er the pumpkin
- Apparently, some babe in a vampire-superhero costume
- And EVEN some extracurriculars on our way "out"-- such as an oaf-like fella in pink challenging an elite-running oilman to a reverse escalator race!

SLAM DUNK! Check the pics AND VIDS below!!!!














































































































































































































Pumpkin Ignition Event For the Amusement of Children and Everyone-else (PIE-FACE) 2009 will be even better. We'll have better fuel, as well as a pump-operated contraption to spew flames from the pumpkins' toothy grin-holes. And we'll again head out to The Guards afterward for dancing with refrigerators, Trojans, cats, men dressed as women, girls in "sexy referee" costumes, and such.

Miller High Life--Alternative Fuels

Substitute "Johnny Walker " for "Miller High Life" and you might have KLIM's alternative fuel pegged.

"Who else seen da lepuhkon? Say, 'Yeah!'" Heeeeey!

"Could be a crackhead who got ahold of the wrong stuff."
"This is a special leprechaun flute that was passed down thousands of years from my great-great-grandfather who was Irish."
"I'm a rent a backhoe and uproot dat tree. I wanna know where the gold at. I want the gold. Give me the gold, I want the gold."

And two of the best leprechaun remixes out there!




Wow!

Li’l bit o’ da cheer to ya!

Aye, here’s a wee li’l’ wish for a happy St. Paddy’s Day to ya! An’ don’tcha know I be sendin’ me leprechaun cheer your way but also a li’l’ bit o’ da caution! Beware, sonnies and bonny lasses of the hazards of the brew and libaaaaations, Guinness and Irish coffees be included! Mind ya that ya don’t let da beer goggles blind ya tonight so fierce datcha do zumthin’ datcha gonna regret or be chaaaasin’ zumthin’ ya might not udderwise! Heeeere's to 'opin' datcha remembered to wear da greeeen today, else ya might get a little o' da pinchin'!!!! Eeee-hee-hee-hee!

VIXEN! Barbie's 50th Anniversary

She's getting old-- albeit not as old as Vanna White-- and she's apparently had her fill of Ken and his "typical chauvinistic man in a pink Barbie Corvette" shenanigans, so what better way to find her "fountain of youth" than to move onto younger subjects in need of less Viagra? Yes, Barbie has struck out on her own, now prowling Georgetown in search of young, dapper gentlemen of the ilk of KLIM, Hunter, Noah, SNOW, BAIN, JARRIN, DylanDwayneDwight, ASIAN, and Diego. Cougar Barbie is here, and she's on the prowl. Next time you're out, she'll be at the Four Seasons, the bar at Citronelle, Billy Martin's, the Guards, or Milano; who knows, you may be her next... VICTIM???? Grrrrr.....



Yowza! She runs hot but high maintenance, so BE ON THE LOOKOUT, boyz, or your next close encounter may be with silicone and/or Dream Botox...

A slam-dunk holiday!

"I'll take another pint..."

Further proof that it's a good idea SNOW has given up beer for Lent.

Ugliest cat in the world?

http://wbztv.com/watercooler/pets/ugly.cat.scary.2.949524.html

Absolutely SLAM-DUNK 1970's JC Penney catalog unearthed!

High fashion from the '70's! "Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife's grandfather. While my wife's brother and I were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation. What we found was this..."

Click on this link or the pic at left.

Just imagine kid JARRIN dressed like this!

Ridonkulous!

TJS.

"Jeopardy" Champ - Slip of the Tongue

"WHOOOOOAAA. WHOOOOAAA. WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA. They teach you that in school in Utah?"

Hundreds attend Global Warming Protest