Li’l bit o’ da cheer to ya!

Aye, here’s a wee li’l’ wish for a happy St. Paddy’s Day to ya! An’ don’tcha know I be sendin’ me leprechaun cheer your way but also a li’l’ bit o’ da caution! Beware, sonnies and bonny lasses of the hazards of the brew and libaaaaations, Guinness and Irish coffees be included! Mind ya that ya don’t let da beer goggles blind ya tonight so fierce datcha do zumthin’ datcha gonna regret or be chaaaasin’ zumthin’ ya might not udderwise! Heeeere's to 'opin' datcha remembered to wear da greeeen today, else ya might get a little o' da pinchin'!!!! Eeee-hee-hee-hee!