Flirty Girl!

Alongside trips to Dunkin' Donuts and being able to rent cars like Hyundai Accents and PT Cruisers, one of the side benefits to my business travel in Connecticut is coming back (after workout and gourmet meal, of course) to the snotel in the evening and turning on the tube, usually finding cable infomercial gems that I wouldn't normally come across. HOW COULD I CHANGE THE CHANNEL FROM THIS?!?! ... "the new workout plan that is taking over the airwaves."



Some highlights:
1:15: "And it all starts with Booty Beat." Indeed it does.
1:45: "But as a flirty girl..." and she begins a demo. I don't know too many flirty girls like her.
2:01: "We take the hottest moves from your favorite sexy videos and make it a FABULOUS routine." YESSSSSSSS!
2:09: "All right girls, let's take it to the BOOTY THRUST!" Hahahahahaha!
2:23: "Dance like no one is looking. That's the SPIRIT OF FLIRTY GIRL FITNESS!!!!"
3:59: The "Flirty Fitness Pole" is introduced. YESSSS, a stripper pole is thrown in for $1!!!!
4:53: The chair dance coordinated introduction. I like this section!
5:27: "As a flirty girl, you become this incredibly efficient fat-burning machine!" "And who wouldn't want that?" "I KNOW!"
6:53: A promise-- "You'll never... workout... again."
7:33: "I can fit in my skinny jeans now without sucking in!"
7:50: "At the end, are they doing the Chair Dance with hotel room ballroom chairs?

And putting FG in practice? How could I resist checking the link for the "Flirty Girl Fitness Video VIXEN Workshop by Lisa Marie"???